Remebering Kirby

OK .. so when Anastasia and I were younger..

we were both onto all those get rich quick plans.. 

lol

we were willing to try anything.. 

and i mean anything if it meant.. getting money .. 

so at the time.. our friend. Beverly Leslie 

had a boyfriend. that got this job. 

were supposedly he was making all this money a week. 

so Ana and i though to our self.. why not. 

we go

they interview us.. 

then they call both of us back. 

so we are all excited. 

they say we must go threw a three day training before being able to

start working. 

so Ana and i Get all excited for our first day. we dress up we are ready to go. 

of course we excelled in the training. and were possibly the best two in the class. 

the Name of the company was Kirby ( yes like the pink video game)

but as many of you may know it is Kirby Vacuums 

The Kirby Sentra to be exact. 

so they make us.. memories all these things 

like how the wheels are rubber coated to protect your tile and hard wood floor. 

how the body is made from dye cast aluminum so it is both light weight and durable. 

the hoses are made up of the same thing scuba suits are made out of so that they are durable and flexible and will stand the test of time. 

the fan blades are made of the same material as airplane purpler so that no matter what you suck up .. from a grain of rice to penny nothing can damage your KIRBY. 

no only is is a vacuum but it is a pet groomer, plumers helper, leaf blower, balloon inflater, carpet cleaner, mattress cleaner, can cleaner and many many many more.. and how could you possibly have ever lived with out .. the KIRBY SENTRA 

They tell us that the office will then schedule us app. and that we simply need to go and demonstrate how to use the device.. 

and if they chose to buy it after wards we get the amount of money specified.. 

sounds simple enough. 

so we get threw training.. 

and its our first day. 

as always we are running late. 

we get there.. 

we get into our group.. 

there is this huge speech in the morning of people clapping and stuff. 

and we go. 

out team was of 6 ppl 

so we are set to go. 

we stop at the gas station and ANA and I are both hungry but Rather just get food later on. 

we got a bag of chips to share and some sodas. 

then we notice that everyone else on our team are stocking up for the Apocalypse. 

buying sandwiches and multiple sodas and drinks and huge bag of chips 

cookies so on and so fourth . 

so we get to out "location"

off we go.. 

and that's it 

they just drop us off.. 

I'm sorry if this offends anyone.. but

it was like a van full of Mexicans being dropped off in the field to pick fruit all day. 

we walked for hours on end.. 

and no we DID NOT . 

have appointments. 

we were knocking door to door. to see if anyone wanted to see a demonstration 

and if they did we would do the whole routine to hear a NO. 

or NOT RIGHT NOW. 

all day with no eating. 

we left the office. at 8 Am and did Not return until 11 PM. 

safe to say it was our first and last day working for KIRBY.. 

and from then on. 

our get rich quick plans.. just simply stopped... 

ahhh the wonders of the KIRBY SENTRA